Today on How They Do It : Plumbuses. Everyone has a plumbus in their home and now you can too! Hook velcro backed. This is a smaller patch, nice and low key.
"First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...re-purposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.
Size: 2" x 1.5"